Why can't Johnny answer questions? (humor)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

CAN JOHN ASHCROFT ANSWER THE QUESTION PLEASE!

FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL J-ASS IS TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK AND DOING THE GLAD HANDING TO PROMOTE HIS NEW BOOK.

THE MARY MATLIN OF MORNING HOSTS, MEREDITH VIEIRA DIDN'T "BLOW IT" TUESDAY MORNING, SHE PROVIDED THE COVER EVERYONE KNEW TO EXPECT.

CONFIRMED: JOHN ASHCROFT WAS BRIEFED ABOUT IMPENDING ATTACKS PRIOR TO 9-11 DESPITE HIS LIES THIS WEEK THAT HE WASN'T.

THE STATE DEPARTMENT'S SEAN MCCORMACK HAS CONFIRMED THAT JOHN ASHCROFT WAS BRIEFED ON JULY 17, 2001 ABOUT THE IMPENDING ATTACKS.

JOHN ASHCROFT HAS BEEN CAUGHT LYING.

NOW WILL HE FINALLY BE ASKED OTHER QUESTIONS?


HOW ABOUT WHY HE STOPPED FLYING ON JULY 24, 2001?

THE QUESTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASKED MUCH SOONER; HOWEVER, HE HID AND LIED AND POOH-PAHHED.

NOW THAT IS KNOW THAT ON JULY 17, 2001 HE WAS BRIEFED ABOUT AN IMPENDING TERRORIST THREAT IT IS TIME FOR HIM TO ANSWER FULLY AND UNDER OATH WHY HE SWITCHED TO COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS SEVEN DAYS LATER AND WHY AMERICAN CITIZENS WERE NOT GIVEN THE SAME HEADS UP THAT HE WAS GIVEN.

AND MAYBE THE PRESS CAN ALSO ASK HIM WHY HE TOLD RIGHT WING BLOGGERS THAT "IT'S AN ACT OF MERCY" THAT WE IMPRISON PEOPLE AND NOT KILL THEM?


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