BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL-AID TABLE
IT IS NOT GOOD TO BE A FADING STARLET AS CELEBRITY IN CHIEF BARRY O IS SLOWLY LEARNING.
THE REVIEWS FOR HIS SANDLES AND JEANS ENSEMBLE WERE CUTTING.
THE QUEEN OF NICE ROSIE O'DONNELL IS CALLING OUT HIS APPAREANCE ON THE VIEW AND THE WASHINGTON POST MAY HAVE THE MOST DEVASTATING REVIEW OF THAT APPEARANCE:
You know the guy I mean. He’s the guy at the bar trying to shout substantive remarks about health-care reform over the pounding music. "This band is great!" you yell. "I think substantive cost savings over the next decade will bend the curve!" he yells back. He’s the guy who makes you change the channel from "True Blood" to C-SPAN because he can’t miss a second of that old gentleman who slowly reads things into the record. He’s the guy who shakes you awake at 2:00 a.m., shouting, "I’ve just had an insight into tax code reform!" That guy.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, FADED STARLET BARRY O OFFERED THAT "IT MAY BE TIME TO GO FULL FRONTAL."
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