CRANKY CLINTON WAS HOPING INVESTIGATIONS INTO HER LIFE THIS GO ROUND WOULD GO NO DEEPER THAN TODD S. PURDHAM'S 2008 INVESTIGATION INTO A POSSIBLE 'BIMBO EXPLOSION' ONCE AGAIN INVOLVING HUSBAND BILL.
INSTEAD, CRANKY MAY BE UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION AS TWO INSPECTORS GENERAL ARE CALLING ON THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO LAUNCH A FORMAL INVESTIGATION INTO CRANKY'S USE OF HER PRIVATE E-MAIL ACCOUNT BECAUSE HER PURSE COULD ONLY ACCOMMODATE AN iPAD, A BLACKBERRY AND POSSIBLY A SMALL TRUCKLOAD OF ANTI-AGE CREAM.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY TOLD THESE REPORTERS, "I SURVIVED TRAVEL-GATE, I WILL SURVIVE THIS AS WELL. SCANDALS DON'T BRING ME DOWN, THEY ONLY BUILD ME UP!"
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
In the US, today could have been a very important day for veterans. Instead, some members of Congress -- on the Republican side -- elected to play games and mess with veterans.
Senator Patty Murray has worked years to highlight a very serious problem for many veterans. You are injured while serving. Your injury may mean you and your spouse are unable to become pregnant.
Now if you're still active duty, if you're DoD and not under the VA, the government will cover efforts at in vitro fertilization.
But if you're VA? No.
This isn't fair.
And Murray has led the fight for equality and the fight to see that veterans have the same rights and opportunities as anyone else.
Today, she pulled her bill because some members of the Senate Veterans Affairs Committee (on the Republican side) attempted to turn a veterans issue into something else, a vote on Planned Parenthood, abortion and other issues that had nothing to do with helping wounded veterans start families.
Patricia Kim (Military Times) reports:
Murray called the amendments a "partisan attack on women's health," and said her bill, which passed the Senate in 2012 but failed in the House over funding concerns, would have ensured that the nation is doing "everything we can to support veterans who have sacrificed so much for our country."
"I am so disappointed — and truly angry that Republicans on the Veterans Affairs Committee decided yesterday to leap at the opportunity to pander to their base, to poison the well with the political cable news battle of the day, and turn their backs on wounded veterans," she said.
Tillis said the amendments were not intended "to kill in vitro fertilization." Rather, he said he has concerns about veterans who are waiting to receive medical care or are being denied care, including some of his constituents who have diseases related to exposure to contaminated water at Camp Lejeune, N.C.
"At some point, it may make sense to add another half a billion dollars for this medical treatment that's been proposed by my colleagues on the other side of the aisle, but not until we're absolutely certain that the promises we've already made going to be fulfilled," said Tillis, a freshman congressman.
Oh, it's not worth money to help an injured veteran start a family?
The Camp Lejeune issue?
You want to block a nominee over that?
I'll support you, I'll defend you. I don't care if you're a Democrat or a Republican, I will support you.
And I have.
I've supported Senator Richard Burr on this issue. I've defended him here for blocking a nominee or a bill because of this issue.
But I can't support using Camp Lejeune as an excuse for denying other veterans and their families in need.
I can't support.
I can't defend it.
I think it's outrageous and I'm deeply, deeply disappointed in Tillis who I have had favorable impressions of as a result of recent Senate Veterans Affairs Committee hearings.
He and others chose to play politics instead of standing up for veterans.
If he can't stand up for veterans, he really doesn't need to be on the Committee.
That's something only he can decide.
And I'm not calling for him to be ejected.
But this move wasn't about what was best for veterans.
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