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FROM THE TCI WIRE:
Saturday's snapshot noted a Baghdad suicide bombing that had just taken place (it was Saturday night here in the US, already Sunday in Iraq). The death toll from that bombing has continued to rise. BBC News notes, "The death toll from Sunday's suicide bombing in the Iraqi capital, Baghdad, has risen to 250, the Iraqi government says, making it the deadliest such attack since the 2003 US-led invasion."
250 lives lost. 250 dreams shattered. 250 empty spaces in bed. 250 martyrs. Thousands of broken hearts mourning, awaiting justice. #Iraq
"They were looking for human remains. But all they found were some shoes and a pile of black ash." #Iraq
Even with the death toll now rising to 250, the attack does not appear to register across the globe the way other attacks in other countries have -- a point made on Twitter:
Read the caption #Pray_For_Iraq
Over 200 people just died in Iraq and NOONE seems to care&change their damn profile pics to the iraqi flag or atleast hashtag pray for Iraq
Will Facebook respect by giving the users an Iraqi flag to put over their profile pictures like they did for Orlando & Paris? #PrayforIraq
So will monuments around the world light up with the colors of the Iraqi flag after Baghdad bombings that left hundreds killed, injured?
Where are the #PrayForIraq hashtags? Where are the Iraqi flag avis? Where is the global concern? Nowhere.
The tragedies in Paris and in Orlando, Florida are real and painful. So is the tragedy of the suicide bombing in Baghdad.
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