Bully Boy remembers dress up (humor)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

'BULLY BOY REMEMBERS VIETNAM!'

WORLD LAUGHS!

DRESS UP NO LONGER FUN!




DRESSING UP DAYS AREN'T SO FUN FOR BULLY BOY ANYMORE. (PICTURED ABOVE IN MAY 2003.)

AFTER BULLY BOY COMPARED IRAQ TO VIETNAM, EVERYONE HAS BEEN COMPARING IT. AND MOST HAVEN'T BEEN TOO KIND LIKE THE SCOTLAND HERALD'S EDITORIAL "BUSH HAS HIS VIETNAM."

SAID A WHITE HOUSE LAPDOG, "HE'S SAD AND HE'S MAD. HE FEELS PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT HIM AND HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY DRESS UP AGAIN. IF HE CAN'T PLAY DRESS UP, HE MIGHT HAVE TO ACTUALLY DEAL WITH REALITY."

FORTUNATELY, KARL ROVE GAVE BULLY BOY A NEW SHOVEL AND PAIL.





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BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

WHO IS THE AP HELPING?

WILL LESTER, WHO IS NOT THE COMEDY DUO WILLIE & LESTER, WRITES TODAY ABOUT A STORY FUELED BY A WEBSITE HEYJOHN.ORG AND THE QUESTION IS WHY?

THE WEB SITE, WHICH ATTEMPTS TO SHAME JOHN KERRY, ONLY STARTED POSTING ON OCTOBER 18TH. THE SITE ALLOWS COMMENTS AND CURRENTLY HAS A WHOPPING 10 COMMENTS -- 6 TO THEIR OLDEST, 4 TO THE SECOND OLDEST AND NONE TO THE NEWEST.

A WEB SITE THAT TAKES COMMENTS AND HAS ONLY GENERATED 10 COMMENTS IN ITS ENTIRE EXISTANCE IS WORTHY OF COVERAGE FROM THE ASSOCIATED PRESS?

OR IS IT A CASE OF WHO YOU KNOW? IT IS CERTAINLY NOT A CASE OF A WEBSITE THAT HAS RECEIVED MASSIVE ATTENTION FROM THE PUBLIC ATTRACTING THE PRESS.

WHEN THE PRESS COVERAGE LEADS, THESE REPORTERS WOULD ARGUE YOU NEED TO ASK QUESTIONS.

1) WHO IS BEHIND THE WEBSITE?

2) WHY DID THE ASSOCIATED PRESS DECIDE TO WRITE ABOUT IT?

3) WHO CALLED IN A FAVOR?




THE WEBSITE DESCRIBES ITSELF AS:

Hey, John! is a grassroots effort to help the Democrats take back Congress in 2006 by freeing up the money we donated John Kerry in 2004.
Whether or not he runs for President again, John Kerry owes it to all of us who supported him two years ago to help the party and its candidates now. President Kerry would go farther with Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid than with the corrupt GOP still in power.


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BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY PLOTS HIS ESCAPE!

IT'S NOT JUST THAT HE USED TO ENJOY WATCHING STAR TREK WHILE HE ROLLED ONE.

IT'S THAT HE NEEDS TO PLAN FOR HIS FUTURE.


AND MAYBE THAT 100,000 ACRE RANCH IN PARAGUAY THAT HE JUST SNAPPED UP WON'T GIVE HIM ALL THE ROOM HE NEEDS?

IN CASE A U.N. WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS CALLED, BULLY BOY NEEDS SPACE TO MOVE AND AND WHAT BETTER SPACE THAN . . . SPACE. THE FINAL FRONTIER. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO BULLY HAS GONE BEFORE.

BULLY BOY SIGNED THE "NATIONAL SPACE POLICY THAT REJECTS FUTURE ARMS-CONTROL AGREEMENTS THAT MIGHT LIMIT U.S. FLEXIBILITY IN SPACE AND ASSERTS A RIGHT TO DENY ACCESS TO SPACE TO ANYONE 'HOSTILE TO U.S. INTERESTS'."

THE PLAN, A FORMER WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG NAMED SCOTTY SAID, IS, SHOULD THE DEMOCRATS REGAIN THE HOUSE, PREPARE TO LAUNCH BULLY BOY INTO SPACE TO AVOID HIM HAVING TO STAND TRIAL FOR IMPEACHMENT.

THE SOURCE STATES THAT BULLY BOY WAS VERY EXCITED BY THE PLAN AND ASKED FOR A LIGHT SABER TO IMPRESS THE "SPACE BABES WITH, ESPECIALLY THAT HOT-CHA-CHA SEA HAG."

WHEN ASKED, THE SOURCE STATED THAT, YES, THIS WAS THE SEA HAG FROM THE POPEYE CARTOONS.

"HE GETS SPACE AND UNDER WATER CONFUSED," SCOTTY EXPLAINED. "HE KEEPS WANTING TO SHOW US HOW HE'LL DOG PADDLE THROUGH THE MILKY WAY."


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BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.


THIS JUST IN!

JOE LIEBERMAN SINGS: "I NEVER CHANGE MY EVIL WAYS."





THE ULTIMATE UGLY BETTY (MODELING BEACH WEAR AT LEFT) JUST GOT A LITTLE UGLIER IN HIS DESPERATION TO HOLD ONTO A SENATE SEAT SO HE CAN CONTINUE TO PARTY WITH BILL FRIST AND TRENT LOTT. JOE LIEBERMAN, AFTER TAKING SEVERAL DAYS TO PONDER THE QUESTION OF WHETHER OR NOT THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH DEMOCRATS IN CHARGE OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, JOE UGLYMAN, LIE-MAN, AND ALL ROUND G.O.P. SUCK UP, DECLARED, "IT'S NOT GOINT TO BE MUCH OF A STEP FORWARD IF THERE'S A NEW DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE TONE IN WASHINGTON."

APPARENTLY THE CHANGED "TONE" NEEDS TO INCLUDE PEOPLE PRAISING THE WET KISSES HE AND BULLY BOY EXCHANGE.

HIT THE DOOR, ISADORE, HIT THE DOOR.







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BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY REASSURE AL-MALIKI!

NOURI AL-MALIKI, THE PUPPET OF THE ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF IRAQ, WOKE UP FEEL TENSE AND BLOATED.

SOMETIMES A PUPPET JUST NEEDS TO FEEL THE LOVE, NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE STILL CARES.

SO BULLY BOY CALLED AL-MALIKI. HE REASSURED HIM THAT HE STILL CARED, HE TOLD AL-MALIKI HE DIDN'T LOOK FAT AND THAT THE NEW HAIR CUT WAS 'SNAZZY.' HE ASSURED AL-MALIKI THAT LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS DON'T HAVE TO END AND THAT HE'S NEVER FAR FROM THE BULLY BOY'S THOUGHTS OR HEART.

AL-MALIKI WORRIED ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WERE SAYING ABOUT HIM AND BULLY BOY RESPONDED BY DUSTING OFF AN OLD CAROLE KING AND GERRY GOFFIN CHESNUT, "OH NO, NOT MY SWEET BABY," AND SINGING IT TO AL-MALIKI:

WHEN MY FRIENDS TOLD ME YOU HAD SOMEONE NEW
I DIDN'T BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD WAS TRUE
I SHOWED THEM ALL I HAD FAITH IN YOU
I JUST KEPT ON SAYING
OH, NO, NOT MY BABY
OH, NO, NOT MY SWEET BABY
YOU'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GUYS
WHO LEAD YOU ON AND TELL YOUR LIES

THEN BULLY BOY TOLD AL-MALIKI HE'D LEAVE U.S. FORCES IN IRAQ FOR AS LONG AS AL-MALIKI WANTED OR AS LONG AS TARGETS WERE NEEDED.

AFTER MAKING KISSY NOISES AND SAYING "NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST!" THEY
ENDED THEIR PHONE CALL.


FROM THE TCI WIRE:


Mike noted Pacifica's new program Informed Dissent which is a thirty minute, weekly program covering the national election. The September 23rd broadcast focused on the Iraq war and featured many discussions and reports. On the war, Jodie Evans (CODEPINK) declared, "This issue is effecting every other" and listed concrete examples of what isn't being funded as the illegal war is. Evans also noted that, "It's baffling to look at the Democratic Party and see how spineless and lacking in leadership they are." Informed Dissent airs once a week, a half-hour show, looking at the 2006 US elections, hosted by Mitch Jeserich and featuring contributions from many Pacifica broadcasters.


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