To escape impeachment . . .

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY PLOTS HIS ESCAPE!

IT'S NOT JUST THAT HE USED TO ENJOY WATCHING STAR TREK WHILE HE ROLLED ONE.

IT'S THAT HE NEEDS TO PLAN FOR HIS FUTURE.


AND MAYBE THAT 100,000 ACRE RANCH IN PARAGUAY THAT HE JUST SNAPPED UP WON'T GIVE HIM ALL THE ROOM HE NEEDS?

IN CASE A U.N. WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS CALLED, BULLY BOY NEEDS SPACE TO MOVE AND AND WHAT BETTER SPACE THAN . . . SPACE. THE FINAL FRONTIER. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO BULLY HAS GONE BEFORE.

BULLY BOY SIGNED THE "NATIONAL SPACE POLICY THAT REJECTS FUTURE ARMS-CONTROL AGREEMENTS THAT MIGHT LIMIT U.S. FLEXIBILITY IN SPACE AND ASSERTS A RIGHT TO DENY ACCESS TO SPACE TO ANYONE 'HOSTILE TO U.S. INTERESTS'."

THE PLAN, A FORMER WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG NAMED SCOTTY SAID, IS, SHOULD THE DEMOCRATS REGAIN THE HOUSE, PREPARE TO LAUNCH BULLY BOY INTO SPACE TO AVOID HIM HAVING TO STAND TRIAL FOR IMPEACHMENT.

THE SOURCE STATES THAT BULLY BOY WAS VERY EXCITED BY THE PLAN AND ASKED FOR A LIGHT SABER TO IMPRESS THE "SPACE BABES WITH, ESPECIALLY THAT HOT-CHA-CHA SEA HAG."

WHEN ASKED, THE SOURCE STATED THAT, YES, THIS WAS THE SEA HAG FROM THE POPEYE CARTOONS.

"HE GETS SPACE AND UNDER WATER CONFUSED," SCOTTY EXPLAINED. "HE KEEPS WANTING TO SHOW US HOW HE'LL DOG PADDLE THROUGH THE MILKY WAY."


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