BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE
IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE -- AT 7:42 A.M. EST THIS MORNING, FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CRANKY CLINTON CONFESSED SHE WAS AND HAD BEEN AN AGENT OF THE K.G.B.
"IT WAS WHAT I FELT NEEDED TO BE DONE. BILL WAS HAVING ONE AFFAIR AFTER ANOTHER AND IT WAS GETTING SO BAD IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT I THOUGHT I'D SOON BE SITTING AT HOME BAKING COOKIES. BUT INSTEAD, I WENT TO THE SOVIET EMBASSY HERE IN D.C. AND SIGNED UP."
IT WASN'T THAT EASY, CRANKY ADMITS.
"THEY TRIED TO STEER ME OVER TO THE MARINES BUT I HAD ALREADY BEEN TURNED DOWN THERE IN THE 70S -- AND FOR THE SAME REASONS -- I WAS A WOMAN AND I WAS TOO OLD. I SAID, 'LOOK BUCKY, I'M THE FIRST LADY, I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL KINDS OF SECRETS!' THEY MADE ME SWEAR I WOULDN'T GET PREGNANT AND THEY MADE CLEAR THEY HAD NO FMLA BUT THEY DID TRAIN ME. AND I WAS TOP OF MY CLASS. WHICH IS WHY THEY AGREED TO FUND MY SENATE RUN."
CRANKY TOOK A MOMENT TO SIP FROM HER CUP OF TEA -- WHICH SHE POURED BOURBON IN PREVIOUSLY -- AND COLLECT HER THOUGHTS.
"THE ULTIMATE GOAL WAS FOR ME TO BECOME PRESIDENT," SHE EXPLAINED. "SO PUTIN AND I CREATED OUR LITTLE PUBLIC TIFF. IN PRIVATE, WE GET ALONE. I MEAN, WE GET ALONG. WE REALLY GET ALONG. REALLY REALLY GET ALONG. I WON'T WANT TO GET GRAPHIC BUT I HOPE YOU GET MY POINT -- HIS PENIS, MY VAGINA, I CAN DRAW YOU A PICTURE."
FISHING A PEN OUT OF HER PURSE AND USING A NAPKIN, CRANKY PROCEEDED TO DRAW ONE OF THE FILTHIEST AND MOST GRAPHIC, OBSCENE ILLUSTRATIONS THAT EITHER OF THESE REPORTERS HAVE EVER SEEN.
CRANKY THEN EXPLAINED, "I DIDN'T GET ELECTED. SO NOW I CAN COME OUT. I WAS AN AGENT OF THE K.G.B. AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY DID IT FOR THE WOMEN. FOR THE GIRLS, ACTUALLY. THE YOUNG GIRLS. I WANT THEM TO GROW UP IN A WORLD WHERE THEY KNOW THERE ARE NO LIMITATIONS AND THEY CAN BE ANYTHING. ANYTHING. EVEN A TRAITOR WHO SPIES FOR ANOTHER COUNTRY. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. AND GOD BLESS ME."
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
But now Hayder thinks the high death count is contributing to the desertion rate.
It's a slog.
And it has no clear aims.
It has no clear goals.
And it has no real accomplishments.
Iraq: Nearly 115,000 people displaced, 50,000 children affected by military operations. #MosulAid update is here:
That's the hallmark of 'liberating' Mosul -- just as it was the hallmark of 'liberating' Ramadi and 'liberating' Falluja before.
There is no great moment in the operation.
Why is that?
Because nothing is being addressed.
June 19, 2014, over two years ago, US President Barack Obama declared the only solution to the political crises (plural) in Iraq was a political solution.
Well over two years later and there's still no political solution.
Nor is it even being worked on.
The US State Dept never worked on it because John Kerry was too busy playing dress up -- still nursing those wounds over the Swift Boat campaign against him.
And so all the US does is drop bombs on Iraq.
This morning the US Defense Dept announced:
Strikes in Iraq
Attack, fighter and remotely piloted aircraft, as well as rocket artillery, conducted three strikes in Iraq, coordinated with and in support of Iraq’s government:
-- Near Mosul, three strikes engaged an ISIL tactical unit,
destroying seven front-end loaders, four command-and-control nodes, two
land bridges, a vehicle-bomb factory, a vehicle and a steamroller.
Twenty-four supply routes were damaged.
Task force officials define a strike as one or more kinetic events that occur in roughly the same geographic location to produce a single, sometimes cumulative, effect. Therefore, officials explained, a single aircraft delivering a single weapon against a lone ISIL vehicle is one strike, but so is multiple aircraft delivering dozens of weapons against buildings, vehicles and weapon systems in a compound, for example, having the cumulative effect of making those targets harder or impossible for ISIL to use. Accordingly, officials said, they do not report the number or type of aircraft employed in a strike, the number of munitions dropped in each strike, or the number of individual munition impact points against a target. Ground-based artillery fired in counterfire or in fire support to maneuver roles is not classified as a strike.
Task force officials define a strike as one or more kinetic events that occur in roughly the same geographic location to produce a single, sometimes cumulative, effect. Therefore, officials explained, a single aircraft delivering a single weapon against a lone ISIL vehicle is one strike, but so is multiple aircraft delivering dozens of weapons against buildings, vehicles and weapon systems in a compound, for example, having the cumulative effect of making those targets harder or impossible for ISIL to use. Accordingly, officials said, they do not report the number or type of aircraft employed in a strike, the number of munitions dropped in each strike, or the number of individual munition impact points against a target. Ground-based artillery fired in counterfire or in fire support to maneuver roles is not classified as a strike.
Every day since August 2014, 28 months straight, the US has bombed Iraq.
It's not helped address any of the issues.
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