The new Wacko Jacko (humor)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

WACKY ALPHONSO JACKSON MAKES UP HIS OWN RULES!

ON THE TAX PAYER'S DIME!

HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT HEAD ALPHONSO JACKSON MADE WAVES IN MAY OF THIS YEAR CLAIMING HE DENIED A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT WHEN HE LEARNED THE CONTRACTOR HAD NOT VOTED FOR THE BULLY BOY.

UPON THE CONTRACTOR'S ADMISSION, ACCORDING TO JACKSON, "HE DIDN'T GET THE CONTRACT. WHY SHOULD I REWARD SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE PRESIDENT, SO THEY CAN USE FUNDS TO TRY TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE PRESIDENT? LOGIC SAYS THEY DON'T THE CONTRACT. THAT'S THE WAY I BELIEVE."

YES, BUT THE WAY TAX PAYER MONEY WORKS IS THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POLITICALLY DISCRIMINATE. JACKO DID GRASP THAT THE MONEY WAS THE U.S. TAX PAYERS AND NOT THE BULLY BOY'S TRUST FUND, RIGHT?

WACKO JACKO MANAGED TO DOGE THE BULLET THERE BUT HE'S BACK!

NOW THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS DIVISION OF HUD'S OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL HAS RELEASED A 340 PAGE REPORT THAT FINDS WACKO JACKO "URGED STAFF MEMBERS TO FAVOR FRIENDS OF PRESIDENT BUSH WHEN AWARDING DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT CONTRACTS. . . . HIS CHIEF OF STAFF TOLD INVESTIGATORS THAT JACKSON, THE HUD SECRETARY, 'PERSONALLY INTERVENED WITH CONTRACTORS WHOME HE DID NOT LIKE . . . THESE CONTRACTORS HAD DEMOCRATIC POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS."

LOGIC SAYS WACKO JACKO GETS HIS ASS CANNED.


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