Bad Times for Bully Boy

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BAD TIMES FOR BULLY BOY!

WITH "DIRTY DEPENDS" MONTH OVER, REPUBLICANS SCRAMBLE TO FIND SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO GET THEM SOME TRACTION AS THE NOVEMBER ELECTION LOOMS.

SHOULD THEY STAND BY THE BULLY BOY OR DISTANCE THEMSELVES?

NUMBER FOR SEPTEMBER JOBS ARE OUT AND IT'S CALLED "THE WEAKEST PAYROLL GROWTH IN A YEAR, IN A FURTHER SIGN OF COOLING ECONOMIC GROWTH, THE LABOR DEPARTMENT SAYS."


THIS AS BULLY BOY BULLIES-UP, DEMONSTRATES THE DANGERS OF AN UNCHECKED BULLY BOY, AND TELLS CONGRESS HE CAN "EDIT THE HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT'S REPORTS ABOUT WHETHER IT OBEYS PRIVACY RULES WHILE HANDLING BACKGROUND CHECKS, ID CARDS AND WATCHLISTS."

IN NORTH CAROLINA, A CHEMICAL PLANT HAS CAUGHT FIRE AND 17,000 RESIDENTS OF RALEIGH HAVE BEEN EVACUATED. AS USUAL NO COMMENT OR ACTION FROM THE FEDERAL AGENCY THAT IS SUPPOSED TO REGULATE THE INDUSTRY -- SHADES OF THE E-COLI OUTBREAK IN SPINACH.

KARL ROVE'S "KEY AIDE" AND BULLY BOY'S "SPECIAL ASSISTANT" (SHE HELPED JIGGLE HIS LIPS SO HE COULD READ) SUSAN RALSTON HAS RESIGNED. RALSTON PREVIOUSLY SERVED AS THE ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT TO JACK ABRAMOFF THE NOW "DISGRACED LOBBYIST" WHO HAS PLED GUILTY TO BREAKING THE LAW.

JOHN WARNER, REPUBLICAN SENATOR, IS TELLING THE PRESS IRAQI LEADERS HAVE "TWO OR THREE MONTHS" TO GET IT TOGETHER OR THEN THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT "A CHANGE OF COURSE . . . AND I WOULDN'T TAKE OFF THE TABLE ANY OPTION AT THIS TIME."

IT'S BAD NEWS 24/7 FOR THE BULLY BOY.

SO, CONSISTENT WITH THEIR USUAL BEHAVIOR, NO ONE IS TELLING HIM HOW BAD THINGS ARE.

SAID SECRETARY OF DEFENSE DONALD RUMSFELD, "HE'S GOT A PLAY DATE SATURDAY AND IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW PAIR OF 'BIG BOY' SHORTS SO NO ONE WANTS TO UPSET HIM."



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