Monday, October 30, 2006

Bully Boy puts Americans last (parody)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- STATESBORO, GEORGIA.

FEELING PRETTY AND LOVED AS HE SPOKE BEFORE A HAND-PICKED CROWD WAVING SIGNS FOR MAX BURNS WHO WAS SENT PACKING BY THE VOTERS IN 2004. MAXI WANTS BACK INTO CONGRESS, SONNY PERDUE, GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA, WANTS TO GET TO HIS HOME IN FLORIDA (AND GRAB SOME MORE TAX BREAKS) AND BULLY BOY?


HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

YES, BULLY BOY JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

SMILING, WITH HIS SHIRT SLEEVES ROLLED UP TO JUST BELOW HIS ELBOWS, BULLY BOY WAS SWEATING LIKE A PIG AND HAD THE ARM PIT STAINS TO PROVE IT. "IT'S HARD WORK," HE ONCE SAID AND APPARENTLY THAT INCLUDES SPEAKING TO A HAND PICKED CROWD OF ADMIRERS.

OR MAYBE IT'S JUST THE EVER EXPANDING BULLY-GUT WEIGHS ON HIM? HE STRESS EATS AND, FROM HIS WAIST LINE, HE'S GOT A LOT OF STRESS THESE DAYS.

SPEAKING TO THE FAWNING CROWD OF LOSERS, BULLY BOY STATED THAT DEMOCRATS WANT "TO GET OUT OF IRAQ" WHILE "THE REPUBLICAN GOAL IS TO WIN IN IRAQ".

BY PUBLICLY ADMITTING THAT DEMOCRATS PLACE AMERICANS 1ST AND THAT REPUBLICANS DO NOT, BULLY BOY PROVIDES VOTERS WITH YET ANOTHER REASON TO NOT VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE NOVEMBER 7TH ELECTIONS. AND INCENTIVE TO PURCHASE THE G.O.P. 1-WAY-TICKETS TO IRAQ SO THAT THEY CAN ATTEMPT TO 'WIN' UP CLOSE AND NOT FROM THE SAFETY OF D.C.


Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"
"And the war drags on"
"Students of Gallaudet stood up and they made a difference"
"Kat's Korner: The death of Ani DiFranco?"
"Other Items"
"Sunday, the number of US troops who had died in Iraq reached 100"
"NYT: 'Iraqis See the Little Things Fade Away in War's Gloom' (Sabrina Tavernise)"
"The column 'miracle'"
"Appetizers in the Kitchen"
"The coverage & the movement (C.I.)"
"Joan Baez & music "
"Iraq, G.O.P. crooks, Joan Baez and more"
"realities"
"trees for third"
"tina turner for third"
"nobody loves patricia"
"fascist house"
"for third"
"A Note to Our Readers"
"Editorial: Three Little Words"
"TV: Kidnapped by the Water Cooler Set"
"Tina Turner: A retrospective"
"'Independent' media?"
"Oh, that 'campus' beat"
"13 Things You Can't Tell By Looking at Them (Movies)"
"Did war resister Kyle Snyder return to the US Saturday?"
"Patricia Heaton's Pep Talk (parody)"
"Gold Star of the Week: The Progressive"
"MyTV's Fascist House"
"So what's up?"
"The G.O.P. perp walk"
"THIS JUST IN! EVERYBODY'S DOING THE G.O.P. PERP WALK!"

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