Friday, November 16, 2007

Bill attacks movie, movie cleans his clock

 
FOX 'NEWS' PERSONALITY AND SPOKESMODEL BILL O'LIELLY HAS DROPPED THE LOUFA AND FOUND HIMSELF A NEW TARGET: A FILM!
 
NEXT UP, BILL O'LIELLY IS EXPECTED TO DECLARE WAR ON TREES, AIR AND, RUMOR HAS IT, THE GHOST OF DENNIS MILLER.
 
WHEN THESE REPORTERS POINTED OUT THAT ALLEGED COMIC DENNIS MILLER WASN'T DEAD, O'LIELLY POPPED OFF, "DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS FOR HIS MSNBC SHOW?" 
 
THAT'S YOUR GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE, BILL, GET USED TO IT.
 
 
Brian De Palma's Redacted opens today in select cities.

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The film is a work of fiction but it is inspired by real life events -- specifically the gang-rape and murder of 14-year-old Abeer Qassim Hamza and the murder of her five-year-old sister and both parents.

Opening
11/16/2007
Berkeley, CA: Shattuck Cinemas
Los Angeles, CA: The Landmark
Palo Alto, CA: Aquarius 2
Pasadena, CA: Laemmle's One Colorado Cinemas
San Francisco, CA: Embarcadero Center Cinema
Santa Ana, CA: South Coast Village 3
West Hollywood, CA: Sunset 5
Washington, DC: E Street Cinema
Chicago, IL: Landmark's Century Centre Cinema
Cambridge, MA: Kendall Square Cinema
New York, NY: Sunshine Cinema
New York, NY: Lincoln Plaza
Philadelphia, PA: Ritz at the Bourse
11/21/2007
San Diego, CA: Hillcrest Cinemas
Denver, CO: Mayan Theatre
Minneapolis, MN: Lagoon Cinema
Seattle, WA: Metro Cinemas
11/30/2007
Santa Rosa, CA: Rialto Cinemas Lakeside
Wilmington, DE: Theater N at Demours
Atlanta, GA: Midtown Art Cinemas 8
Durham, NC: Carolina Theatre - Durham
Raleigh, NC: Colony Twin
Montclair, NJ: Clairidge Cinemas
Red Bank, NJ: Red Bank Cinemas
Bronxville, NY: Bronxville Cinemas
Manhasset, NY: Manhasset Cinemas
White Plains, NY: Cinema 100 Twin
Cleveland Heights, OH: Cedar Lee Theatres
Dallas, TX: Magnolia Theatre - Dallas
Houston, TX: River Oaks Theatre
12/7/2007
Little Rock, AR: Market Street Cinema
Tucson, AZ: The Loft Cinema
Santa Fe, NM: The Screen
Salt Lake City, UT: Broadway Centre Cinemas
12/14/2007
Rochester, NY: Little Theatre
12/16/2007
Savannah, GA: Victory Square Cinema 9
12/18/2007
Norfolk, VA: Naro Expanded Cinema
 
 
 


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