BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- CHICAGO."WELCOME TO NEVER-NEVER LAND," GUSHED SENATOR BAMBI OBAMA AS HE OPENED THE FRONT DOOR OF THE MANSION
TONY REZKO HELPED HIM PURCHASE.
ENTERING WE SAW DISCARDED PIZZA BOXES, EMPTY COKE CANS. BAMBI SEEMED NOT TO NOTICE.
"ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT
THE LATEST POLLS?"
"NONSENSE," DISMISSED BAMBI SMOOTHING DOWN HIS FOOTIE PAJAMAS. "GOD HAS SPOKEN -- AFTER MY BUDDY
JEREMIAH WRIGHT YELLED AT HIM -- AND I AM THE CHOSEN ONE."
WE TRIED TO PERSIST WITH OTHER QUESTIONS BUT BAMBI INSISTED HE HAD TO CHECK HIS "STORIES" AND FIND OUT WHAT WAS UP WITH LUCAS AND OTHERS "
ON THE HILL."
TURNING ON THE TV, HE BEGAN CURSING LOUDLY SINCE IT WAS SHOWING NOT
ONE TREE HILL BUT
IRAQ VETERANS AGAINST THE WAR'S WINTER SOLDIER INVESTIGATION.
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