BARACK THE BIG O
HAD NO WHERE LEFT TO GO
FOR EASY APPLAUSE
SO HE FLEW IN SECRET TO BAGHDAD
HE WAS SCARED AND AFRAID
AT THE MESS HE MADE
BY REFUSING TO END THE WAR.
LANDING, HE WAS DRIVEN LESS THAN THREE MILES
NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR A TOUR
HE COULD HAVE WALKED IT.
HE STAYED THERE HIDING.
AND FIVE HOURS LATER
THE YELLOW STREAK ON HIS BACK
EVIDENT TO ALL WHO SAW HIM
Then, in a flash, a White House press aide came running through the filing center, screaming "the pool report is out!!" He was referring to a print pool report filed by Richard Wolf of USA TODAY, who drew the rotation of being the print pool reporter for the day.
Wolf's report said it all: "Air Force One landed at Baghdad Intl Airport at 4:42."
RECOMMENDED: "Iraq snapshot"
"Baghdad bombings continue, one today claims 9 lives"
"Yesterday's bombings claims 37 lives"
"The Mommy Diary"
"Things we forget to ask"
"Isaiah, Stevie Nicks, Sheila Casey, etc."
"First or Second?"
"Racist Carl Davidson and Crazy Billy Fletcher"
"The Zionist Matthew Rothschild"
"Isaiah, Chris Hedges, Third"
"THIS JUST IN! BARACK WANTS TO BE IN HISTORY!"
"Gotta rush before the scandals!"
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