CELEBRITY IN CHIEF BARRY O IS IN A TIZZY AS HIS HOPES AT A POST-WHITE HOUSE REALITY SHOW LOOK LESS AND LESS POSSIBLE.
OVER A THIRD OF AMERICANS HAVE TURNED ON AMERICA'S PRINCESS AND HIS SAGGY MAN BOOBS AND POLLING CURRENTLY SHOWS THE G.O.P.'S MITT ROMNEY WHIPPING BARRY O LIKE A RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD.
REACHED FOR COMMENT BY THESE REPORTERS, BARRY O STATED, "I'M CONFLICTED. ON THE ONE HAND IT MAKES ME SAD, ON THE OTHER IT MAKES MY MANGINA MOIST."
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
Kurdistan has deployed 12,000 forces to an area along the Iran-Iraq border as ongoing fighting between Kurdish rebels and the Iranian military has killed civilians and raised concerns that Iranian troops are crossing into Iraqi territory.
Salah Dilmani, a high-ranking Peshmarga officer, told Rudaw that the Kurdistan Region has sent around 12,000 Peshmargas or Kurdish military forces, to the Pishdar border district where Iranian forces have reportedly launched ground attacks on the rebel fighters of the Party of Free Life of Kurdistan (PJAK) over the past two weeks.
"We will confront any forces that may attempt to cross the borders of Kurdistan," Dilmani said.
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