FORMER PLUS SIZE WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMODEL JAY CARNEY HAS A NEW JOB AT AMAZON.
CARNEY TOLD THESE REPORTERS, "EVERYTHING'S STILL NEW AND UP IN THE AIR BUT I THINK I'LL BE WEARING THE TIARA AND MAYBE THE TIGHTS. I DON'T KNOW THOUGH, IS MY ASS TOO FAT? I'D LOVE TO WEAR THE WHOLE WONDER WOMAN UNIFORM.BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? I WOULD HAVE LOVED LIKE A YEAR LEAD UP TO THIS SO I COULD HAVE WATCHED CARBS AND ALL."
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
Corker was speaking at the start of this afternoon's Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Corker is the Chair, Senator Bob Menendez is the Ranking Member. Appearing before the Committee was retired Gen John Allen whom US President Barack Obama has named the Special Presidential Envoy for The Global Coalition to Counter the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant.
Let's get to the really big news about Barack's war.
It is endless.
It's US troops committed far beyond three years to Iraq.
This was established in Senator Ben Cardin's line of questioning.
Senator Ben Cardin: Of course the President's request to Congress is pretty specific on ISIL and expires in three years. It's clear that there may well be a need for a continued military US presence beyond that three years.
Envoy John Allen: Uh, I would say probably a need for military activity, US military activity, of some form or another, yes sir.
First off, this is John McCain.
If you've forgotten, John McCain, while campaigning for the GOP presidential nomination, declared he as fine with US troops in Iraq forever -- or that's how it was portrayed.
He meant US troops in Iraq in the manner in which they remain in South Korea all the years after the Korean War.
Barack Obama was the candidate who was supposed to be 'different.'
And he was going to get all US troops out of Iraq within 16 months of being sworn in as president.
Samantha Power -- as we noted in real time while whores like John Nichols lied -- was forced out of Barack's campaign not because of what she said about Hillary Clinton but because the BBC was about to air an interview with her where she revealed Barack's campaign promise wasn't a promise and that he'd decide what to do after he was sworn in. This interview was going to be big and Samantha had to 'save' Barack by leaving the campaign so that Barack wasn't forced to answer questions about what she'd said.
The little whores of the press ignored it.
And months later, when Tom Hayden was outraged about Barack (the July 4, 2008 holiday), he stumbled upon this and wanted to know why no one made a big deal out of it? And he answered his own question with Hillary's campaign ignored the issue.
They raised it repeatedly.
In conference calls with the press and in repeated press releases.
It was the press that didn't give a damn.
They were too busy -- remembering the infamous video of Barack wearing jeans and walking past them on the plane -- oohing and awing over Barack to actually cover what he said and what his aids said.
So now, to steal from Jeremiah Wright, the chickens have come home to roost.
The liar who pretended he was always against the Iraq War lied as well about getting US troops out.
The end of 2011 was a drawdown, not a withdrawal.
By fall of 2012, as Tim Arango reported in the New York Times, Barack had sent another special ops brigade into Iraq.
By June 2014, he was sending troops in openly.
And now his envoy tells Congress that the plan is for a continued US military presence -- that Barack pictures it not just for the next three years, but for well beyond that.
How did that chump change work out for The Cult of St. Barack?
Because it didn't improve anything in Iraq and never took all US troops out of the country.
But, hey, we got to see his nipples, right?
He went jogging without shirts and didn't that make up for everything else?
Didn't his man boobs -- moobs -- sliding all around while he jogged make up for everything else?
Let's hope he was a wealth of masturbation fantasies because all he offered was fantasy and, again, to steal from his mentor Jeremiah Wrights, the chickens are coming home to roost.
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