THIS DESPITE HER SLAMMING SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS FOR CALLING FOR THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN TO RESIGN.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY EXPLAINED AWAY HER CHANGE BY INSISTING, "I'M SO NUTS EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FROM ONE MINUTE TO THE NEXT. LOOK, IF I WAS STABLE WOULD I HAVE LIKE 37 DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES A YEAR? COME ON!"
Tuesday, War Hawk Hillary Clinton managed to dupe enough people to win the Democratic Party primary in seven out of eleven states. Or, as one friend put it, supposed Ms. Inevitable managed to lose four states to Senator Bernie Sanders: Oklahoma, Vermont, Colorado and Minnesota. Oklahoma must have been especially painful for Hillary to lose. In 2008, Hillary carried Oklahoma. She won with 55% of the voters to Barack's 31%.
Bernie won the state by 51%.
From 55% in 2008, Hillary's support in Oklahoma dropped to 41.5%.
Ms. Inevitable is far, far from Ms. Incredible.
A point underscored today when Sanders defeated her in Kansas.
And her inability to close the deal is a reality a number of people have noted this week on Twitter because Incredible People don't back illegal wars.
But you can't have a rush of reality without a backlash of whoring.
Enter the courtesan.
Michelle Manning Barrish.
Is she know for anything besides who she slept with?
Supposedly, she's an activist.
I've been speaking out against the Iraq War since February 2003.
I never heard of her doing any activism. (MOVEON commercials are not activism.)
But then I don't consider sleeping with rich men to be radical action. Although maybe big divorce settlements count as one way of redistributing the wealth?
She shows up at -- where else -- THE HUFFINGTON POST to insist that she's always been against the Iraq War, to toss around mentions of her "brother" repeatedly (is she trying to hide behind him) and insist that when Hillary is crowned the nominee, everyone must unite behind her.
Let's be really clear on that.
Michelle Manning Barish?
She's not running a damn thing.
She needs to sit her tired ass down already.
No one asked her.
Your vote is your vote.
It's not her vote.
No one needs anyone to tell them how to vote -- and when someone tries to tell you how to vote, they need to be told to mind their own damn business.
Your vote belongs to you.
You can use it to vote for Hillary, to vote for Donald Trump, to vote for Jerry White, to vote for whomever.
You can use your vote by not voting because you don't feel anyone has earned your vote.
If Michelle wants to stick to why she's supporting Hillaary, that's fine.
But when she thinks she has any right to tell anyone else how to vote?
She needs to grasp that if we need to know where to get vast amounts of collagen shot into our lips, then she's out go to.
But to know how to vote?
You have to be at least 18 to vote in the United States. Which means every voter in the US is an adult.
No adult needs to be told how to vote.
RECOMMENDED: "Iraq snapshot"