Cedric's Big Mix: Cranky Clinton takes offense

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Cranky Clinton takes offense

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

SOME ARE SAYING CRANKY CLINTON IS NOT A SURE THING.

REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY EXPRESSED JUST HOW OFFENDED SHE WAS BY THIS COMMENT DECLARING, "I AM OFFENDED BY THIS COMMENT. I AM GROSSLY OFFENDED. IT IS OFFENSIVE."

WIPING SWEAT FROM HER BROW, CRANKY TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND SHOOK HER HEAD BEFORE CONTINUING.

"I'VE BEEN CALLED A LOT OF INSULTING NAMES THIS GO ROUND BUT FOR ANYONE TO DARE SAY I AM NOT A SURE THING? EXCUSE ME, DID THEY TALK TO ALL MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIENDS? HOW ABOUT THE JANITOR? HILLARY DIANE RODHAM WAS ALWAYS KNOWN AS A SURE THING. SOME EVEN CALLED ME 'THE BIG EASY.' BUT DO THEY WRITE ABOUT THAT? NO, THEY JUST INSULT ME! COME ON, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

The Iraq War has not ended.

Whores started it and whores continue it.

And whores actually make the news for their whoring today.

First up, too old to be a himbo, John Aravosis. By his own account, he failed as a blogger. He bid it farewell in a post most noted for the use of "I" and "me" -- in fact it may have set a record for the number of times those two words appeared in a blog post. He was off now, he insisted, for a new road, a new career with the United Nations.

He wasn't successful there either.

So now he's returned to blogging.

And he's whoring for Hillary because he's just that trashy.

And to whore for Hillary who voted for the Iraq War in 2002 and publicly championed it for years afterwards and only came out against the surge -- as former US Secretary of Defense Robert Gates revealed in DUTY -- because she thought it would look good for her politically, to help vanish Hillary's huge Iraq problem, John Aravosis decided to Tweet that he didn't even remember where he stood in 2003 on the Iraq War.

As Ben Norton (SALON) details, that whorish lie was greeted with at tremendous backlash.

An array of Twitter users criticized the blogger for allegedly forgetting what his position was on the critical historical moment.

“I joke that pundits have suffered brain damage,” comedian @Trillburne said, but Aravosis should “see a doctor.”
Trillburne followed up writing a “timeline of Proper and Serious opinions about the Iraq War,” a satirical chronology depicting how the commentariat whitewashed the U.S.’s illegal invasion and occupation of a sovereign country, destroying Iraq’s government, leading to the deaths of at least 1 million people, destabilizing the Middle East and creating a sectarian civil war that gave rise to extremist groups like al-Qaeda and eventually ISIS.

The dirty whore got caught without his clothes and the whole world laughs.

AL BAWABA reports on it and notes:

Aravosis's Twitter followers immediately pounced.

"You were for it. If you were sentient & against it, you'd never forget," wrote one.

"Not to be rude, but, serious question: are you in the wrong business?" wrote another, which apparently angered Aravosis.