YESTERDAY, FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON DUCKED INTO ATTORNEY GENERAL LORETTA LYNCH'S JET AND, FOR ONCE, MOST PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT THAT HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN HE WAS MEETING IN SECRET.
THE TWO INSISTED THEY WERE EXCHANGING PLEASANTRIES AND NOT AT ALL DISCUSSING THE F.BI. THAT LYNCH HEADS -- THE F.B.I. THAT IS DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO BRING CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BILL'S WIFE CRANKY CLINTON.
BILL OFFERED UP A HOST OF TOPICS THEY COULD BE TALKING ABOUT INSTEAD.
HILLARY'S MASSIVE WEIGHT GAIN IN RECENT WEEKS.
HER EARTH SHATTERING AND UNCONTROLLABLE FARTS.
WHETHER OR NOT SHE WILL LIVE SACRIFICE HER NEW GRAND CHILD.
HOW THOROUGH THE DEAL SHE MADE WITH SATAN WAS.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN WHITE WATER.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH TRAVEL GATE.
HER FOUL MOUTH.
HER FOUL ODOR.
GUESSING HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE SHE HAD SEX.
GUESSING HOW MANY PAGES HER ENEMY LIST CURRENTLY WAS.
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Ben Mathis-Lilley (SLATE) opens another useless article with this, "House Republicans have released another report about the attack against American compounds in Benghazi, Libya on Sept. 11 and Sept. 12, 2012, during which Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other U.S. citizens were killed." The article is entitled "How Long Would The House GOP Have Investigated Iraq If It Treated Iraq Like Benghazi?" which is a stupid question.
An idiotic one.
If he wants to peer into the souls of the GOP, have at it.
But what is known is that the Republicans have criticized Benghazi.
The same way Democrats once criticized the Iraq War (before Barack became president).
So the better analogy, the better question is "Why didn't the Democrats investigate Iraq the way the Republicans did Benghazi?"
But that questions means we face reality: Most Democrats in Congress never gave a damn about Iraq except as something to use against Bully Boy Bush and other Republicans at election time.
They campaigned on it to win control of both houses of Congress in 2006 but they didn't do investigations in the House, then or since.
Just like Nancy Pelosi 'took impeachment off the table.'
Why are the Democrats so damn spineless?
If anything deserved a serious inquiry, it was the illegal Iraq War.
In England, they've had inquiries. In fact, the Iraq War Inquiry is set to release its report (finally.)
Emily Allen (TELEGRAPH OF LONDON) explains:
The Chilcot Inquiry - also known as the Iraq War Inquiry - was set up in 2009 by then Prime Minister Gordon Brown to examine the UK's involvement in Iraq.
Its remit has been to examine the way decisions were made both before and during the US-led invasion, what actions were taken, and identify what lessons can be learned.
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