IF YOU DONATED TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION, CRANKY CLINTON MADE TIME FOR YOU -- AND GOT YOU JOBS AND DEALS AND WEAPONS.
WHEN SHE WAS SECRETARY OF STATE, EVERYTHING COULD BE BOUGHT.
REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY BOASTED TO THESE REPORTERS, "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE TAG SALE I'LL HOLD AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!"
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Maybe we could all just say the joke was "unfortunate and had no place in the campaign"?
That is what Barack's campaign went with in 2008 when Hillary's remarks were interpreted as her calling for him to be killed.
Of course, the difference there was that Hillary was dead serious. She wasn't joking.
As Anne E. Kornblut (WASHINGTON POST) explained back then, "Her advisers quickly explained that Clinton merely intended to note that this was not the first primary campaign to stretch into the summer, not to suggest that Obama might be assassinated. Clinton later apologized to the Kennedy family while speaking to reporters, saying she did not mean to offend anyone."
Again, the difference was that Donald Trump was joking.
As Mika and the other fools on MSNBC grab the vapors every five seconds, they look more and more like caged fools and less and less like even TV hosts -- let alone the journalists they pretend to be.
(And they're not journalists. They host talk shows. Andrea Mitchell's MSNBC appearances only argue for why she should no longer be able to report news. She reveals she's not impartial daily on MSNBC.)
Mika really needs to seek professional help about her inability to get through a morning without exploding over the tiniest and most unimportant details of the day.
She seems to have an addiction to on air rage and it's very unprofessional.
Even more so when you remember the construct of the show is Mika as den mother reigning in the rowdy 'boys.'
But it lets her vent over her failed life -- MSNBC was the highest she could make it?
And only as a third or fourth banana?
After all her father did to promote war and conflict -- basically birthing the modern Afghanistan War all by himself -- and the best GE could do for her was this?
She is blond and she is pret -- Well, she's blond.
But now she's 49.
And the thought of her ever progressing anywhere is as hilarious as when her father went running through the Carter White House in a panic convinced that Fidel Castro had sent a box of exploding cigars.
The House of Brzezinski -- an asylum for the deeply, deeply inbred.
Mika might need to take this Tweet to heart:
If you're supporting a candidate for President who supported #IraqWar, you don't get to scold people from a moral perspective.
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