"I CAN'T WAIT FOR FEBRUARY 20TH," BIG DAWG BILL CLINTON REVEALED TO US.
WHY?
ANOTHER BIG SPEECH TO WALL STREET?
A HOT NEW INGENUE WILLING TO LET HIM PUT HIS CIGAR ANYWHERE?
NOPE: PRESIDENT'S DAY.
"IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CRUEL," HE TOLD US, "TO RUB IT IN TODAY. BUT COME FEBRUARY, WHEN THAT DAY ROLLS AROUND, I'LL BE LIKE 'HONEY, LET'S GO GET SOME NEW FURNITURE. LET'S GO TO ONE OF THE ME SALES -- ME COZ I WAS PRESIDENT. NOT A YOU SALE BECAUSE THIS ISN'T ALMOST PRESIDENT'S DAY.' ONLY ONE PRESIDENT IN THIS FAMILY. YOU FELL ME?"
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
It was a huge mistake to nominate Hillary -- an Iraq War supporter.
Could we not see what happened repeatedly in England?
Did Labour get to maintain it's hold?
Nope.
Hillary voted for the war.
It is an issue for many, many of us.
It was an issue for many British citizens.
For more on failed candidate Hillary Clinton, you can see "So, uh, we weren't with her? (Ava and C.I.)" from earlier today.
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