BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE
AFTER FAILING TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP -- THE CANDIDATE THE PRESS SWORE A PET ROCK COULD BEAT IN ANY RACE -- CRANKY CLINTON JUST CAN'T SEEM TO LEAVE PUBLIC LIFE.
WHETHER DANGLING FROM A MEAT HOOK OR YET AGAIN HITTING THE HIKING TRAIL -- WHERE SHE ALSO LEADS IN THE POPULAR VOTE -- SHE'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.
AND MOST RECENTLY, AT A UNICEF GALA WHERE -- SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKERS -- SHE WAS BACK TO WEARING HEAVY MAKE UP AND, CHRIST, SHE'S EVEN COMBED HER HAIR.
WHILE A THOUSAND AND ONE TWITTER ACCOUNTS AND WOMEN'S MAGAZINES WENT SILENT IN DISGUST -- HAVING APPLAUDED HER 'TRIUMPH' AT THE CHILDREN'S DEFENSE FUND AS A BRAVE NEW LOOK WHAT WITH THE NO MAKE UP AND UNPLUCKED CHIN HAIRS -- CRANKY CLINTON SPOKE WITH THESE REPORTERS.
IN SONG.
CRANKY: "COZ CRANKY'S IN LOVE . . . CRANKY'S IN LOVE . . . CRANKY'S IN LOVE . . . WITH ME!"
YES, WITH HER LOOKS AND ATTITUDE, SELF-LOVE IS THE BEST OPTION.
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