Cedric's Big Mix: Big 'un Tara Reade loves Scott Ritter -- maybe more than she loves food

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Big 'un Tara Reade loves Scott Ritter -- maybe more than she loves food

PARODY, PEOPLE, REMEMBER: PARODY.

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

TARA READE EXPLAINS TO THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S BIG MIX -- THAT SHE'S USED TO BEING CALLED NAMES.

"FAT. I GET CALLED FAT A LOT. PEOPLE SAY WHY WOULD JOE BIDEN ASSAULT YOU -- LIKE I LOOKED LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. OR THEY SAY, 'WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE YOUR GIRTH TO SMUSH HIM LIKE A BUG WHEN HE ASSAULTED YOU?' 'OR WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DROWN HIM IN YOUR BOOB SWEAT!' I GET A LOT OF FAT JOKES," READE BRAGS.

OH. OKAY.

''OR LIKE," TARA READE CONTINUES, "'WANT TO GET TARA TO LOSE WEIGHT? PAY THE ICE CREAM TRUCK GUY TO KEEP DRIVING'."

ALRIGHT.

"OR THEY SHOUT AT, 'YOU SO FAT, THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO FEED YOU!' OR LIKE THEY SAY WHEN I ACCUSED JOE BIDEN OF ASSAULT, JILL BIDEN SNAPPED BACK, 'WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE -- LIKE SHAMU!' OR --"

SHE DRONED ON LISTING ONE FAT JOKE AFTER ANOTHER FOR OVER AN HOUR.

BUT IT WAS NO JOKE WHEN SHE TOOK THE PAPER OF MISRECORD TO COURT RECENTLY FOR WHAT SHE SAYS WAS THEIR ATTEMPT TO AID IN IDENTITY THEFT. THE COURT FOUND IN FAVOR OF 'THE NEW YORK TIMES.'

AND THAT'S WHAT TARA READE WANTS TO TALK TO US ABOUT THIS MORNING.

HOWEVER, THE REASON WE AGREED TO INTERVIEW THE WOMAN WHO WAS RECENTLY ATTACKED ONLINE BY SEXIST PIG MICHAEL TRACEY WAS BECAUSE SHE IS NOW USING HER TWITTER ACCOUNT TO PROMOTE REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER SCOTT RITTER.

WHY, WE ASKED HER, WOULD SHE, A SURVIVOR OF ASSAULT, PROMOTE A MAN ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR ATTEMPTING TO USE THE INTERNET TO ENGAGE IN SEX WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, A MAN CONVICTED OF THIS AND SENT TO PRISON FOR THIS, A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER -- WHY, WE ASKED, WOULD SHE USE HER TWITTER ACCOUNT TO PROMOTE HIM?

WHY?

DOESN'T SHE CARE ABOUT OTHER VICTIMS?

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WE'LL ASSUME SHE WAS YET AGAIN MUNCHING ON HIGH FAT AND GREASY FOOD THIS MORNING AND ONE OF HER LARGE, ROTUND, PUDGY AND SAUSAGE-LIKE FINGERS ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG BUTTON RESULTING IN HER MISTAKENLY BLOCKING US.

IN OTHER WORDS, TARA READE GOES TO A RESTAURANT AND IS HANDED A MENU. SHE SLOWLY LOOKS OVER EACH PAGE AND THEN TURNS TO THE WAITER AND SAYS "YES."

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

Abdul Latif Rashidf. Who?

It took a year and three days after the election, but Ira finally announced a new president yesterday. The moment was not without drama. ALJAZEERA reports, "Rashid replaced fellow Iraqi Kurd Barham Saleh as head of state after the two-round vote in parliament on Thursday, winning more than 160 votes against 99 for Saleh, an assembly official said. Saleh reportedly walked out of the parliament building as the votes were tallied." Saleh finally leaves. He wasn't content to be president of Iraq, he tried to ignore the Constitution during his tenure and elevate the position of president to that of prime minister. A complicit foreign media helped him out -- in part to make it appear Iraq was more stable than it actually was.

Saleh's hissy fit might make some believe that Abdul is from a different political party. Nope. PUK. They performed dismally in the 2021 elections -- a pattern they've had since the party lied to the Kurds about the health of Jalal Talabani but they got to hold on to the presidency.

War turned Iraq into a land of widows and orphans. The median age in Iraq is 21-years-old. But the leadership never reflects the country which is how 78-year-old Abdul is now president.

78.

You'd think that would bother them after Jalal. 78 is how old Jalal was when he had his stroke and the Talabani's began deceiving Iraq.

As 2012 drew to a close, Jalal, then president of Iraq, had a stroke. The incident took place late on December 17, 2012 (see the December 18, 2012 snapshot) and resulted in Jalal being admitted to Baghdad's Medical Center Hospital. Thursday, December 20th, he was moved to Germany. He remained in Germany for over a year and a half. The Talabani family refused to allow people to visit him in while he was in the hospital for that entire time -- including Speaker of Parliament Osama al-Nujaifi.

When the first wave of rumors that Talabani had either died or was permanently incapacitated, took hold in May of 2013, Jalal was posed for a series of photos that appear to indicate his body was present but that was all.

The photos were compared to the film Weekend At Bernie's in Arabic social media. (In the 1989 film, Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman play two men who drag the corpse of their boss, Bernie, around and pretend he's alive.)

When Jalal left Iraq the Talabani family was down playing his condition. They were falling back on the 'knee surgery' nonsense.

In May of 2012, Jalal stabbed many Iraqi political leaders in the back and outraged many in the KRG by refusing to allow the no-confidence motion to be passed on. As a result of the outrage directed at him, Jalal retreated to Germany where he remained for months. He needed to have, his flunkies and family insisted, immediate surgery to take care of a life threatening condition. This lie was repeated for weeks and weeks. Jalal had knee surgery.

Karama bit him in his fat ass. Jalal snuck back into Iraq July 19, 2014. He couldn't speak, he couldn't move his own body. He wasn't fit to be president and his family lied to the Iraqi people. That destroyed confidence and its why the PUK continues to suffer each election.

Well suffer in that the voters don't want them. The system is so corrupt that they continue to hold onto power.

Here's fat ass Jalal with Abdul.

That's right. They were brother-in-laws. Shanaz Ibrahim Ahmed has held many jobs -- currently she's the Executor at the Political Bureau of Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK). She and Abdul have three children sons Azos (1982) and Zagros (1988) and daughter Sara (1987). Shanaz and Hero are the daughters of Ibrahim Ahmed -- a Kurdish novelist who rose to be the Secretary General of the KDP in 1953 -- in other words, the same faces, the same family and why Iraqis feel betrayed over and over by the entrenched corruption in the system.

Ahmed has named Mohammed Shia Al Sudani as prime minister-designate.

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