Better call him "King" (humor)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX - CAMP DAVID, MD.

THIS JUST IN!

YOU BETTER CALL HIM "KING!"

ON THURSDAY, FEDERAL JUDGE ANNA DIGS TAYLOR RULED THAT "IT WAS NEVER THE INTENT OF THE FRAMERS TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT SUCH UNFETTERED CONTROL. . . . THERE ARE NO HEREDITARY KINGS IN AMERICA AND NO POWERS NOT CREATED BY THE CONSTITUTION. SO ALL 'INHERENT POWERS' MUST DERIVE FROM THAT CONSTITUTION."

BULLY BOY BLASTED THE DECISION, JABBING HIS FINGER IN THE AIR REPEATEDLY AS THOUGH HE WERE ATTEMPTING TO POKE AN EYE OUT AND SNARLING, "I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THAT DECISION, STRONGLY DISAGREE. THAT'S WHY I INSTRUCTED THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO APPEAL IMMEDIATELY, AND I BELIEVE OUR APPEALS WILL BE UPHELD."

WITH THAT, BULLY BOY STORMED OFF LEAVING WHITE HOUSE TONGUE TONY SNOW TO EXPLAIN, "HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING."



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