BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY! (HUMOR)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX - NORTHERN VIRGINIA.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY!

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SPEAKING TO THE PRESS AT THE NATIONAL COUNTERTERRORISM CENTER IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA BULLY BOY DECLARED: "AMERICA IS SAFER . . . YET IT IS NOT YET SAFE."

AFTER 6 YEARS KIND-OF, SORT-OF ON THE JOB, BULLY BOY'S STATEMENTS WERE A DAMNING CONFESSION OF HIS OWN INCOMPETENCE AND INABILITY, EVEN POST 9-11, TO PROVIDE SECURITY.

THE STATEMENTS WERE MADE AT THE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION OF THE NATIONAL COUNTERRORISM CENTER DESCRIBED AS CONTAINING "HUNDREDS OF GOVERNMENT EXPERTS AND MORE THAN TWO DOZEN COMPUTER NETWORKS . . . HIGH-TECH, 24-HOUR OPERATIONS CENTER . . ."

IT'S NOT ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE.

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IN A BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX EXCLUSIVE, WE REVEAL THE LOCATION OF THE OPERATIONS CENTER.

THE "OPERATIONS CENTER" IS LOCATED AT 1233 RICHMOND ROAD IN WILLIAMSBURG VIRGINIA. THE SPECIFIC ROOM AT THIS SUPER 8 MOTEL (COLONIAL!) CHANGES DEPENDING UPON WHO'S BOOKING THAT MONTH.

DICK CHENEY PREFERS ONE AWAY FROM THE ROAD, FACING THE FOREST SO THAT HE CAN JUST AIM A RIFLE OUT THE WINDOW WHEN HE'S READY TO "PLAY SPORTSMAN" -- ALSO HIS EXCUSE FOR TRYING TO USE THE POOL AS A TOILET FROM THE 2ND FLOOR RAILING.

THE INCLUSION OF BLOW DRYERS IN EVERY ROOM WERE SAID TO BE THE DECIDING FACTOR FOR THE INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK ALIKE ALBERTO GONZALES. CONDI RICE IS SAID TO BE IMPRESSED WITH THE "CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST" (WHICH MEANS "NOTHING HOT SERVED BUT COFFEE") WHILE DONALD "RUMMY" RUMSFELD LIKED THE FACT THAT IT WAS IN WALKING DISTANCE OF MANY TAVERNS.


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