BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.THIS JUST IN!
D.C. LOVE GOES SOUR!
ON A MUSICAL NOTE!
IT STARTED OUT SO WONDERFUL TODAY. BULLY BOY HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AND, BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED TO ZIP HIS FLY, HE KNEW THE PRESS WOULD HAIL HIM AS A GENIUS.
BUT THE PATH OF LOVE IS ALWAYS ROCKY.
IT STARTED OFF WITH SO MUCH PROMISE. AT ONE POINT, BULLY BOY INTERRUPTED HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT TO ANNOUNCE HIS LOVE: "DAVE? HE'S BACK!"
THE BEAUTY WAS DAVE STRETCH GREGORY.
BULLY BOY COULDN'T HELP BRAGGING ON HIS SPECIAL LOVE, "I MUST SAY, HAVING GONE THROUGH THOSE GYRATIONS, YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL TODAY, DAVE."
BUT THEN TEMPERS FLARED AND BULLY BOY TRIED TO SILENCE HIS BOYFRIEND WITH A CRY OF "NEXT MAN!"
BUT STRETCH WASN'T HAVING ANY OF THAT.
DAVID GREGORY WAS ALL, "WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?"
AND BULLY BOY WAS BUSTING MOVES, SHAKING HIS HIPS, POINTING AT DAVE AND ALL, "DO YOU KNOW I MADE HIM LEAVE? DO YOU KNOW HE BEGGED TO STAY WITH ME? HE WASN'T MAN ENOUGH FOR ME?"
DAVE KEPT PROVING THAT HE DID BEG TO STAY BY REPEATEDLY BEGGING THE BULLY BOY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
BULLY BOY JUST KEPT SAYING "NEXT MAN" AND "DAVID, NEXT MAN PLEASE. THANK YOU."
AS TEMPERS FLARED, BULLY BOY STOPPED HIS FINGERS AND SAID, "GIRL, YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE THE GAME."
DISSED AND DISMISSED, IN SONG NO LESS, BY THE BULLY BOY. AFTER BEING CALLED "BEAUTIFUL". IT'S A HEARTACHE, STRETCH, NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE.
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