"I CAN'T WAIT FOR FEBRUARY 20TH," BIG DAWG BILL CLINTON REVEALED TO US.
ANOTHER BIG SPEECH TO WALL STREET?
A HOT NEW INGENUE WILLING TO LET HIM PUT HIS CIGAR ANYWHERE?
NOPE: PRESIDENT'S DAY.
"IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CRUEL," HE TOLD US, "TO RUB IT IN TODAY. BUT COME FEBRUARY, WHEN THAT DAY ROLLS AROUND, I'LL BE LIKE 'HONEY, LET'S GO GET SOME NEW FURNITURE. LET'S GO TO ONE OF THE ME SALES -- ME COZ I WAS PRESIDENT. NOT A YOU SALE BECAUSE THIS ISN'T ALMOST PRESIDENT'S DAY.' ONLY ONE PRESIDENT IN THIS FAMILY. YOU FELL ME?"
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
It was a huge mistake to nominate Hillary -- an Iraq War supporter.
Could we not see what happened repeatedly in England?
Did Labour get to maintain it's hold?
Hillary voted for the war.
It is an issue for many, many of us.
It was an issue for many British citizens.
For more on failed candidate Hillary Clinton, you can see "So, uh, we weren't with her? (Ava and C.I.)" from earlier today.
RECOMMENDED: "Iraq snapshot"
"So, uh, we weren't with her? (Ava and C.I.)"
"Hush, Cher, just hush"
"War and the war supporter"
"Kat's Korner: Pretenders roll on"
"Chelsea Clinton used Clinton Foundation resources ..."
"Joy Reid's an idiot"
"How she lost"
"This pisses me off"
"Pretty good day"
"Now back to real life"
"Anti-lesbian hacktress Debra Messing claims she speaks for me"
"I try to be nice, but stop whining titty babies"
"glenn greets the returning"
"F**k WILL & GRACE"
- Truest statement of the week
- Truest statement of the week II
- A note to our readers
- Editorial: The war's supposed to help who again?
- TV: FOX struggles with Sundays
- Film Classics of the 20th Century
- Giant terrorizes London
- Tweet of the Week
- Whiny ass Gloria Steinem
- THE YOUNG TURKS: The REAL reason for war in Syria
- This edition's playlist
- No politician is entitled to your vote. Ask who h...
"Barack clams up regarding Justice Dept. mole"
"THIS JUST IN! THE FBI MOLE AND BARRY O!"