Cedric's Big Mix: 2024-10-06

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

IT'S THE YEAR 2029 AND GOLDEN TOILETS DUBBED "TRUMPERS" ROAM WHAT WAS ONCE THE UNITED STATES EATING CHILDREN AND, YES, CATS AND DOGS. PEOPLE HAD PRAYED FOR YEARS THAT IF ONLY THEY COULD SURVIVE UNTIL JANUARY 2029 THEY WOULD BE FREE OF DICTATOR DONALD TRUMP.

BUT THAT WAS NOT TO BE. WHEN HE WON THE 2024 ELECTION, HE REFUSED TO LEAVE. HE ANNOUNCED HE WAS NATIONALIZING THINGS.

NOT CORPORATIONS -- KNOW HE WAS ALWAYS FOR THE EXTREMELY WEALTH.

HE NATIONALIZED EVERYTHING ELSE. HE STARTED WITH OUR STATE PARKS AND OTHER FEDERAL LANDS BY STATING, "IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT DONALD TRUMP AND WITH MY SEAL OF APPROVAL" A TWO-POUND PERSONAL TURD STRAIGHT FROM THE ASS OF THE ASS "I CLAIM THIS FOR TRUMPLANDIA."

THE PRESS LAUGHED AND CHORTLED AND SOME WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF EXPLAINING WHAT THE DIFFERENT SHADES OF TURDS MIGHT MEAN. JONATHAN TURLEY, POSING AS A LEGAL SCHOLAR, INSISTED THAT AS LONG AS THE TURD WAS CORN FREE, IT WAS LEGAL. BUT IF THE TURD HAD CORN? JONATHAN TURLEY SAID HE WOULD EAT HIMSELF.

WHICH HE DID.

WITH GREAT ZEAL AND RELISH.

AT LEAST EIGHTY TIMES OVER.

SO DONALD TRUMP WENT AROUND 'NATIONALIZING' OTHER THINGS. EVENTUALLY, HE GOT TO 'NATIONALIZING' CONGRESS.

FINALLY, A FEW PUSHED BACK AND SAID THAT SURELY THIS WAS NOT AUTHORIZED IN THE CONTITUTION -- NOT EVEN IN THE FORMER UNITED STATES NOW KNOWN AS TRUMPLAND.

JONATHAN TURLEY SHOOK HIS HEAD VIGOROUSLY INSISTING THAT IT WAS LEGAL AS HE CONSUMED A PARTICULARLY LENGTHY TURD.

SEXY BEAST -- AS DONALD TRUMP NOW INSISTED ON BEING CALLED; FULL TITLE "THE SEXY BEAST OF THE WORLD AND UNIVERSE" -- INSISTED IT WAS FULLY LEGAL. HE POINTED OUT THAT HE NOT NATIONALIZED THE SUPREME COURT AND HE TOOK THE CASE TO THEM.

THEY FOUND IN HIS FAVOR WITH BRETT KAVANAUGH PRAISING "THE FLAVOR" OF SEXY BEAST'S URINE AS HE DOWNED BOTTLE AFTER BOTTLE OF IT.

IT WAS AT THAT TIME THAT THE UNITED STATES AND DEMOCRACY OFFICIALLY ENDED.

AND THE ABANDON HARRIS MOVEMENT ISSUED A STATEMENT, "WE ARE HOMOPHOBES WHO LOATHE ALL LGBTQ+ PEOPLE BECAUSE WE ARE EXTREMISTS IN OUR RELIGION. WE NEVER LIKED AMERICA AND OBVIOUSLY NEVER CONSIDERED OURSELVES AMERICANS SINCE WE PLACED WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AHEAD OF WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR OWN COUNTRY. WE ARE PLEASED WITH SEXY BEAST AND LOOK FORWARD TO SERVING SEXY BEAST FOR ALL ETERNITY PLUS TEN YEARS MORE."

PERENNIAL GREEN PARTY JOKE JILL STEIN DECLARED THAT SHE WAS THRILLED WITH TRUMPLAND AND GLAD THAT ALL THE PEOPLE WITH SKIN NOT LIKE HER OWN WERE BEING ROUNDED UP. "THIS WILL BRING ABOUT THE REVOLUTION! AND I WILL LEAD IT!" SHE EXCLAIMED A DAY BEFORE SHE WAS PUBLICY EXECUTED. TO BE CLEAR, NO ONE BELIEVED SHE COULD LEAD ANYTHING -- LET ALONE A REVOLUTION. SHE WAS KILLED JUST BECAUSE SEXY BEAST FOUND HER FACE SO UGLY.

THERE WAS SOME HOPE -- AMONG THE MOST EXTREMELY NAIVE -- THAT OUR BRAVE PUBLICATIONS AND PROGRAMS MIGHT CHALLENGE SEXY BEAST AND ARGUE FOR THE RESTORATION OF DEMOCRACY AND OF THE UNITED STATES. BUT INSTEAD, IN THESE TIMES, DEMOCRACY NOW!, THE NATION, THE PROGRESSIVE AND OTHER ISSUED A STATEMENT: "WE GLADLY ACCEPT CREDIT FOR DESTROYING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THAT WAS OUR PLAN ALL ALONG. DEATH TO REALISM! DEATH TO REALISM! DOWN WITH FREEDOM! DOWN WITH EQUALITY!"

PEOPLE BEGAN TO WONDER WHAT THE POINT IN EVEN LIVING NOW WAS AS AMY GOODMAN RENAMED HER LOUSY PROGRAM THE WHORE AND PROPAGANDA REPORT AND SPENT HOUR UPON HOUR TRASHING KAMALA HARRIS AND TELLING THE WORLD THAT HARRIS WAS DEAD.

BUT DEEP IN THE HEART OF AMERICA, A FEW STALWARTS REMAINED HOPEFUL AND BELIEVED HARRIS WAS ALIVE AND THAT, SHORTLY, SHE WOULD SEE TO IT THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS TRIED FOR TREASON IN A REAL COURT -- NOT A TRUMPLAND COURT -- A REAL COURT. THE ONLY QUESTION WAS: IF SHE WAS ALIVE WOULD THE PROGRESSIVE, THE NATION, IN THESE TIMES, ZNET, DEMOCRACY NOW! AND SO MANY OTHERS BETRAY HER AND THE UNITED STATES AGAIN?

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

It's amazing to watch this election cycle. Robert Kennedy Jr. thinking he can deny attempted rape accusations -- as though William Kennedy Smith never happened? Thinking he can be accused of assaulting the baby sitter and still go around to the press and get away with insisting he never said he was a choirboy? Maybe even more amazing would be that media outlets would speak to him after that or his denial of the known affair with the reporter -- the one that got her fired but he can go on TV and just insists he never speaks about his personal life.

It's really something to see.

There's freak show Jill Stein. Let's zoom in on the Green Party v.p. slot. No, not Butch Ware, but the v.p. she wanted to start with: Abdullah Hammoud. She had to move back from that choice and she finally selected Butch Ware.

But for awhile she wanted Abdullah Hammoud. And he was a rising star for some unknown reason. The right-wing doesn't really like him. Some elements of the left have promoted him. And, golly gosh, MOTHER JONES is now.

And the real reason is why?

He's anti-genocide?

So am I. So are most people. There's not really a big pro genocide group in the US. That's why so many refuse to apply the term genocide to what's taking place in Gaza. But that is genocide. And the genocide has flared and increased as it does every now and then -- but even in what passes for 'peace' has been a genocide against the Palestinian people.

The problem with Abdullah for Jill was first off that he was too young to be her running mate -- had she won (I know, I know, stop laughing, we're just making a point) and been sworn in January 20th then died in her sleep the night of, Abdullah would have been too young to be president. He's the Mayor of Dearborn but he's too young to be the president of the United States.

So that was the main problem but what finally had Jill relinquish her fantasy were two Green Party big wigs who pointed out to her that Abdullah was the Mayor of Dearborn.

And if you've read the fawning coverage over him, you might just be nodding blankly like Jill did.

But what Green Party thinkers understood -- and finally got through Jill's thick head -- was that the Green Party could not build a future with Abdullah because he is Mayor of Dearborn.

Dearborn is where many Muslims joined the hate brigade with the fright wing. It is very anti-LGBTQ+ at this time. That coincides with Abdullah's term as Mayor. Like all Democrats representing that area in any form, he was called out by a number of Muslims who felt he was pro-gay because he was a Democrat.

Is he?

As Mayor he hasn't helped the LGBTQ+ population.

Common sense would dictate that when you do a lengthy interview with him, you get him on the record.

But no one does and MOTHER JONES didn't.

I'm not promoting homophobes. I'm not promoting politicians who betray Americans.

MOTHER JONES seems to be okay with it.

They and others create this myth of Abdullah. And I'm not a myth maker.

Tim Walz did awful in the debate and I said so.

The open prejudice and hatred that LGBTQ+ people face now since Abdullah became mayor is not something that you overlook.

And it's amazing how much attention he's gotten from left media for his attacks on Joe Biden and now on Kamala Harris with no one wanting to put him on the record about the hate in Dearborn that has only increased in the last two years, at the efforts to ban books, to strip away rights.

Shame on MOTHER JONES.

Abdullah's the new Rocky Anderson and if you're asking "Who?" -- exactly. THE NATION and others spent forever trying to make Rocky happen. He never did. He became famous for being a mayor in leftist circles and then he never delivered on anything.

Kamala Harris has done an amazing job. Unlike others in the 2024 election cycle, she hasn't had a year or more to build a campaign. She had to hit the ground running She'd done and is doing an incredible job.

And that bears stating since this is a left site and I am a leftist.

I thought THE NATION was left and THE PROGRESSIVE and MOTHER JONES and go down the list. But I see all these attacks on her. And we're 25 days away from the end of the election -- voting's already taking place, November 5th will be the final day of voting -- and they're running garbage articles? They're attacking her.

She's not doing this and she's not doing that!

I've never in my life seen the left media pile on a Democratic Party presidential candidate like this. It's appalling.

But fortunately, she doesn't have to depend upon them.

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