Friday, May 13, 2016

Cranky Clinton pleads senior moment

  • BULLY BOY PRESS &     CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

  • WHEN CRANKY CLINTON WAS SECRETARY OF STATE AND CHERYL MILLS CALLED HER BUT COULDN'T REACH HER ON A SECURE LINE, THE ELDERLY WOMAN GREW FRUSTRATED WITH TECHNOLOGY AND TOLD CHERYL MILLS, "I GIVE UP. CALL ME ON MY HOME PHONE #."


    REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY INSISTED, "IT WAS A SENIOR MOMENT.  WHEN YOU HAVE A SENIOR MOMENT, YOU'RE FORGIVEN FOR BREAKING NATIONAL SECURITY.  IT SAYS THAT SOMEWHERE -- PROBABLY THE CONSTITUTION.  OR IF IT DOESN'T, IT WILL SAY IT WHEN I AM PRESIDENT.  MY FIRST THING WILL BE TO REWRITE THE CONSTITUTION."


    FROM THE TCI WIRE:



    Bombings slammed Iraq today. Jane Onyanga-Omara (USA TODAY) reports, "Three different car bombings in Baghdad Wednesday killed at least 93 people and wounded upwards of 165 in one of the deadliest days in Iraq this year, according to media reports."  Jomana Karadsheh, Joshua Berlinger and Ashley Fantz (CNN) explain, "The Sunni terror group ISIS says it's behind a series of attacks in Iraq's capital Wednesday [. . .]"  AL MADA notes they're the deadliest bombings in Iraq so far this year.  GULF DIGITAL NEWS includes the reactions of some Iraqis:




    "The state is in a conflict over (government positions) and the people are the victims," said a man named Abu Ali. "The politicians are behind the explosion."
    Abu Muntadhar echoed his anger. "The state is responsible for the bombings that hit civilians," the local resident said. The politicians "should all get out".

    Ban Ki-Moon is the Secretary-General of the United Nations.  His Special Representative for Iraq, Jan Kubis, stated:

    These are cowardly terrorist attacks on civilians who have done nothing but going about their normal daily lives. Such acts of terrorist violence are certainly against all the principles of decency and humanity, and as such must be strongly condemned. I call on the authorities to do their utmost to quickly bring the perpetrators to justice, and express my deepest condolences to the families of those who lost their lives and wish the injured a speedy recovery.


    Human Rights Watch's Joe Stork declared, "Once again ISIS has carried out a devastating attack designed to inflict maximum death and suffering on ordinary Iraqis.  The presence of some militia – even if true – cannot possibly justify this latest ISIS atrocity." NATIONAL IRAQI NEWS AGENCY adds that Iraqiya leader Ayad Allawi condemned the bombings-- including the one in Baquba -- as terrorist actions.









  • is crying now. It's raining.






  • A mute, apathetic, & idle world watches dying. Other lives seem to matter more.









    The bombings?


    First,  BBC News notes, "A car bomb at a crowded Baghdad market has killed at least 64 people, officials say, in one of the worst recent attacks in the Iraqi capital." Sinan Salaheddin (AP) describes the scene, "The street was stained red with blood in many places and the facades of several buildings were heavily damaged. Smoke billowed from ground-level stores which had been gutted out by the explosion."



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  • Tuesday, May 10, 2016

    Cranky Clinton takes offense

  • BULLY BOY PRESS &     CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE


  • SOME ARE SAYING CRANKY CLINTON IS NOT A SURE THING.

    REACHED FOR COMMENT, CRANKY EXPRESSED JUST HOW OFFENDED SHE WAS BY THIS COMMENT DECLARING, "I AM OFFENDED BY THIS COMMENT.  I AM GROSSLY OFFENDED.  IT IS OFFENSIVE."

    WIPING SWEAT FROM HER BROW, CRANKY TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND SHOOK HER HEAD BEFORE CONTINUING.

    "I'VE BEEN CALLED A LOT OF INSULTING NAMES THIS GO ROUND BUT FOR ANYONE TO DARE SAY I AM NOT A SURE THING?  EXCUSE ME, DID THEY TALK TO ALL MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIENDS?  HOW ABOUT THE JANITOR?  HILLARY DIANE RODHAM WAS ALWAYS KNOWN AS A SURE THING.  SOME EVEN CALLED ME 'THE BIG EASY.'  BUT DO THEY WRITE ABOUT THAT?  NO, THEY JUST INSULT ME!  COME ON, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"


    FROM THE TCI WIRE:

    The Iraq War has not ended.

    Whores started it and whores continue it.

    And whores actually make the news for their whoring today.

    First up, too old to be a himbo, John Aravosis.  By his own account, he failed as a blogger.  He bid it farewell in a post most noted for the use of "I" and "me" -- in fact it may have set a record for the number of times those two words appeared in a blog post.  He was off now, he insisted, for a new road, a new career with the United Nations.

    He wasn't successful there either.

    So now he's returned to blogging.

    And he's whoring for Hillary because he's just that trashy.

    And to whore for Hillary who voted for the Iraq War in 2002 and publicly championed it for years afterwards and only came out against the surge -- as former US Secretary of Defense Robert Gates revealed in DUTY -- because she thought it would look good for her politically, to help vanish Hillary's huge Iraq problem, John Aravosis decided to Tweet that he didn't even remember where he stood in 2003 on the Iraq War.

    As Ben Norton (SALON) details, that whorish lie was greeted with at tremendous backlash.

    An array of Twitter users criticized the blogger for allegedly forgetting what his position was on the critical historical moment.


    “I joke that pundits have suffered brain damage,” comedian @Trillburne said, but Aravosis should “see a doctor.”
    Trillburne followed up writing a “timeline of Proper and Serious opinions about the Iraq War,” a satirical chronology depicting how the commentariat whitewashed the U.S.’s illegal invasion and occupation of a sovereign country, destroying Iraq’s government, leading to the deaths of at least 1 million people, destabilizing the Middle East and creating a sectarian civil war that gave rise to extremist groups like al-Qaeda and eventually ISIS.


    The dirty whore got caught without his clothes and the whole world laughs.

    AL BAWABA reports on it and notes:


    Aravosis's Twitter followers immediately pounced. 
    "You were for it. If you were sentient & against it, you'd never forget," wrote one
    "Not to be rude, but, serious question: are you in the wrong business?" wrote another, which apparently angered Aravosis. 


    The whole world is laughing at him.

    That's what happens when you get caught whoring with a politician.

    He is now a disgrace.

    And he brought it on himself.


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    Sunday, May 08, 2016

    Cranky Clinton's biggest fan cries wah wah wah all the way home!

    BULLY BOY PRESS &     CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE


    OVER AT BLUE NATION (PROPAGANDA OUTLET FOR CRANKY CLINTON -- MADE UP OF RACISTS WHO USED RACISM TO ATTACK BARACK OBAMA IN 2008), LITTLE NICOLE BELLE HAS A HISSY FIT AND PISSES HER PANTIES BECAUSE JILL STEIN DARED TO QUESTION CRANKY CLINTON.



    IN NICOLE BELLE'S TINY WORLD, EVERYONE MUST SUPPORT HER CANDIDATE -- EVEN THOSE RUNNING AGAINST HER.

    REACHED FOR COMMENT, NICOLE BELLE TOLD THESE REPORTERS, "WAH! WAH! I'M A CRY BABY -- A LITTLE CRY BABY! I CAN'T WRITE ABOUT POLICY BUT I CAN WHINE LIKE A LITTLE BABY AS I THROW MY LOT IN WITH RACISTS!"

    STAY CLASSY, NICOLE.


    FROM THE TCI WIRE:


    Since August 2014, the US government has bombed Iraq non-stop.

    The Islamic State has not been defeated.


    But two US service members have died in Iraq this week alone.

    Tuesday, US Navy SEAL Charles Keating IV was killed in Iraq.

    Friday, CNN reported:


    An American service member died of a non-combat injury in Iraq on Friday.
    The U.S.-led coalition announced the death but did not immediately name the service member. A Defense Department official said Saturday that the service member is American but did not provide further details.


    Non-combat injury.

    Of course, the White House spent last week insisting Keating's death wasn't a combat injury.

    Regardless, two Americans dead in the never ending war on Iraq because Barack, like Bully Boy Bush before, doesn't have the good sense on how to end a war.


    From Tuesday's White House press briefing moderated by spokesperson Josh Earnest:

      
    Q    Sure, thank you.  On the death of the U.S. Navy SEAL in Iraq, is there any reaction from the President to that, or expression of condolence?  And can you tell us when he was informed about that?

    MR. EARNEST:  Darlene, I can tell you that the President has been briefed on this incident, and everyone here at the White House, including the First Family, extends our condolences to the family of the servicemember that was killed today in northern Iraq.  This individual is the third U.S. servicemember killed in action since the beginning of Operation Inherent Resolve, and this servicemember’s death reminds us of the risks our brave men and women in uniform face every single day.


    Reminded of the risks involved?

    I don't think so.

    I think Barack's been babied and coddled and spared the risks involved.

    History will not be so indulgent.

    He will be the liar who campaigned for the presidency insisting he would end the Iraq War but did not, in fact, end the Iraq War.




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