Thursday, September 28, 2006

Bully Boy enjoys his rampages (humor)

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- BIRMINGHAM, AL.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY: RAMPAGE FREE!

TODAY AT A FUNDRAISER, WHERE BULLY BOY ALWAYS MAKES HIS MOST IMPORTANT STATEMENTS, BULLY BOY DECRIED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AS
THE "PARTY OF CUT-AND-RUN" AND CALLED THEM "OSBSTRUCTIONIST."

THE CONFLICT STEMS FROM THE FACT THAT THE RECENTLY SURFACED NIE REVEALS THAT BULLY BOY'S ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAQ HAS NOT ONLY ACTED AS A BREEDING GROUND FOR TERRORISM, IT HAS ALSO LEFT LASTING SCARS IN THE MUSLIM WORLD.

BULLY BOY EXPLAINED IT TO THESE REPORTERS, "SO WHAT, YOU KNOW, SO WHAT? I LIKE TO BLOW OFF A LITTLE STEAM. I'M THE KING AND THAT MEANS I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT. YOU DON'T LIKE IT, F--K OFF. REALLY. WHO CARES IF I HAVE MADE THINGS WORSE? WHO SAYS I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT? IT'S MY PARTY, YEE-HAW!"

IN BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA, BULLY BOY HELD HANDS WITH BOB RILEY WHO IS NOW RUNNING TO BE RE-ELECTED GOVERNOR OF ALABAMA AND WILL HAVE A GOOD GO OF IT PROVIDED NO ONE LOOKS TO CLOSELY TO HIS OWN INVOLVEMENT IN THE JACK ABRAMOFF LOBBYING/PAYOLA SCANDAL.

AT THE END OF THE FUNDRAISE, BULLY BOY WARBLED HIS OWN SIGNATURE SONG:

RAMPAGE FREE, AS FREE AS THE BOMB BLOWS
AS FREE AS THE CHAOS GROWS
RAMPAGE FREE, JUST FOLLOW YOUR HEART

KILL FREE AND MONEY SURROUNDS YOU
THE WORLD STILL ASTOUNDS YOU
EACH TIME YOU LOOK AT A GRAVE

RAMPAGE FREE WHERE NO WALLS PROTECT THEM
RAMPAGE FREE, HURRICANE KATRINA, NEGLECT THEM
SO THERE'S NO WHERE TO HIDE

RAMPAGE FREE AND DEATH IS WORTH GIVING
SHARING AND GIVING
CAUSE I WILL RAMPAGE FREE
. . .


Recommended: "Iraq snapshot"
"NYT: "Military Officials Add to U.S. Criticism of Iraq's Government" (Richard A. Oppel Jr.)"
"Other Items"
"Keith Harmon Snow was the guest on today's Guns and Butter (Ruth)"
"it takes a little more than e-mail forwards"
"NIE, Gibson & Williams, Lindorff and Iraq"
"America Blames Bully Boy"
"THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY PLAYS GYPSY ROSE LEE!"
"Bully Boy's bump and grind (humor)"

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