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Thursday, December 04, 2025

CBS, the home of the Jeffersons, becomes the home of the KKK

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

AFTER OUR LAST INTERVIEW WITH HATE MONGER AND GADFLY 'JOURNALIST' BARI WEIS -- "As ugly as she is stupid," "Barely Bari can't wait to destroy CBS NEWS," "An idiot named Bari Weiss," "Crazy Karens named Bari Weiss," "What Bari Weiss wants to (mis)teach the world" and "THIS JUST IN! BARI WEISS GROWLS NEXT TO HER FOOD BOWL!," THE CBS NEWS 'EDITOR' CALLED US WITH A SCOOP.

"MY FIRST SPECIAL!" SHE SQUEALED. "AND IT'S AN IMPORTANT ONE! YOU KNOW CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND THAT MAKES SOME THINK OF PEACE AND GOODWILL. NOT ME! MAKES ME THINK OF REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS. YOU KNOW, LIKE GIFT RETURNS AND RACISM. SO DECEMBER 13TH, I WILL BE TAKING OVER THE CBS AIRWAVES TO PROMOTE ERIKA KIRK. IT'S LIKE THAT TRADITIONAL SONG SAYS."

WHAT SONG, WE ASKED CAUSING BARI TO BREAK OUT INTO A FULL THROATED -- AND OFF KEY -- VOICE:

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS BEARING KNOOSES, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

TIS THE SEASON TO BE RACIST, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

DONNING NOW MY GAY APPAREL, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

AND INVITING ALL KKK TO JOIN ME IN CAROL, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

WE'LL SLAP ON BLACK FACE AND JOIN THE CHORUS, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

IN THIS SPECIAL I MADE FOR US, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

AS SHE FINISHED THE WRETCHED SONG, THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB & THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS & THE COMMON ILLS -- THE KOOL AID TABLE -- ALL EXCHANGED A LOOK AND DID OUR BEST NIPSEY RUSSELL "RIGHT."

NOTING OUR NON-ENTHUSIASTIC RESPONSE, BARI RUSHED TO ADD THAT WE'D LOVE THE CLOSER. ERIKA KIRK WAS GOING TO DO AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE WEARING TASTEFUL PASTIES AND A G-STRING WHILE BARI SANG "THAT GREAT OLD EVERGREEN FROM 1888 'THE BAND OF N------! FROM "OLE VIRGINNY STATE".' IT'S ONE OF THOSE SONGS THAT SO DEEP AND SO REAL IT JUST MOVES ME. BUT I'M SENTIMENTAL THAT WAY, I ALWAYS GET A LUMP IN MY THROAT WHEN I THINK OF A GOOD LYNCHING. IT'S A SHAME THAT, AS A SOCIETY, WE HAVE PHASED LYNCHINGS OUT. OH, WELL. MAYBE NEXT YEAR."

AS WE ATTEMPTED TO LEAVE, BARI STOPPED US TO INFORM, "SPEAKING OF NEXT YEAR, I'LL BE DOING A SPECIAL CBS TELETHON IN JANUARY. IT'S CALLED 'FREE TINA' AND IT'S FOCUSED ON RAISING MONEY FOR SOCIAL ACTIVIST, FREEDOM FIGHTER AND GLORIOUS CONVICT TINA PETERS. SHE BROKE THE LAW BUT THEY CAN'T BREAK HER SPIRIT. SHE'S A RACIST OF MANY DECADES AND, HONESTLY, I JUST LOVE HER. I CALLED HER TO TELL HER ABOUT IT AND SHE SAID, 'STOP CALLING ME YOU PERVERT D**E, I'M NOT BITING YOUR CARPET!' SHE'S SWEET LIKE THAT. SHE'S GOING TO LOVE THE QUALITY ACTS WE'RE BOOKING FOR THE TELETHON. SO FAR, WE'VE GOT THE JANUARY 6TH INSURRECTIONISTS, THE PROUD BOYS, THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH OF HATE CHOIR AND JASON ALDEAN. RUMOR HAS IT JASON MAY PERFORM IN A SPEEDO! I'M ASSUMING THAT WILL HAVE A LOT OF WOMEN SWEARING OFF MEN SO I'M ASKING MY WIFE NELLIE TO CONSIDER GIVING ME A DAY PASS -- YOU KNOW, A FREEBIE TO CHEAT JUST FOR ONE DAY?"

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

What Chump is doing to these boats is illegal. That's all the attacks. There's no justification for any of it. Ellsworth Toohey (BOING BOING) explains:

The DOJ's secret memo authorizing missile strikes on boats in the Caribbean isn't a legal analysis - it's legal laundering.

According to leaks reported by The Guardian, the Office of Legal Counsel memo claims the strikes constitute "collective self-defense" on behalf of allies like Mexico and Colombia, who supposedly need us to blow up cocaine shipments because cartels are waging "armed violence" against their governments.

Small problems with this theory: No ally has publicly asked us to bomb boats. There's no evidence that cartels are engaged in "armed conflict" with any sovereign state. There's no evidence that cocaine sales finance a war rather than just enrich criminals. And there's zero evidence these strikes were "self-defense" against any imminent threat.

Yesterday, we just focused on Pete Hegseth as he continued his public transition from FOX "NEWS" personality to War Criminal. I understand he's contemplating top surgery. But a number of you thought I'd share something on the Tennessee election that took place Tuesday. A lot of times when you expect me to comment and I don't, I'm trying to be kind.

Several of you asked, so here goes. Matt Van Epps (MAGA) won against Aftyn Behn (Democrat). Some people were convinced Behn was going to pull it off. We didn't waste time on her, she was a loser. She shouldn't run again. What does the race mean?

Republicans should worry. Even against one of the worst candidates in years, Van Epps had to spend millions -- they flooded that district with money. And he almost lost.

Republicans need to worry.

You won't face many as ditzy as Aftyn Behn.

When Chump insulted her as not a Christian, her response was weak. When he attacked her claiming she didn't like country music, her response was weak.

She was an idiot over and over.

Chump says you don't like country music? You step up to the mike a press conference and start singing Patsy Cline's "Crazy." Not the whole song if you don't want to. Then you say, "Heard somebody lying on me and saying I didn't like country music. Can you be born in Tennessee and not like country music? Well, what's a New Yorker like Donald know about country music anyway? This is the fool who dances publicly over and over to the disco song 'YMCA'." That's what she should have done (and what she was advised to do, by the way) but didn't.

Again, not very smart. Neither is the DSA chapter in Knoxville. This was always going to be a loss for Behn.

So to recap: A ditz, a very poor campaigner and a Democratic Socialist running in that district and yet she managed to get 45% of the vote? Republicans across the country should be in a panic. Most of them will face Democratic Party candidates with a functioning brain.

Thursday, December 04, 2025

CBS, the home of the Jeffersons, becomes the home of the KKK

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